Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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