You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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