His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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