his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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