We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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