Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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