You work out of a Hotel?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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