who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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