The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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