I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize
