I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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