Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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