Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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