We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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