ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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