Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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