Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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