My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
