he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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