Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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