He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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