I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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