I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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