TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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