yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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