Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Is Oprah even human
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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