Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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