you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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