I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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