actually, I'm a sock model
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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