Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
