I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He did a backflip because drugs
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