everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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