Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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