She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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