she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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