I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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