do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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