He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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