you have to choose: penises or morals?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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