I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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