The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Alive.
So much puke
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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