the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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