love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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