Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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