that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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