So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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