so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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