You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
