Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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