I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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