Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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