one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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