the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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