He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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